The-Real-Emjai

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Score: 9
One More Final Battle

"Impressive"

date: August 6, 2009

I don't think there's one negative comment I can say.....
It was funny, well done, with alot of nerdy jokes and stuff.

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Score: 8
Half Beard

"Nice"

submission: Half Beard
date: June 21, 2009

Nice. Pretty funny overall. What happened to Johnny's girlfriend though?

June 22, 2009

Author's Response:

She got pulled between a parallel universe, forever walking empty corridors trying to find a way out.

....but seriously, no one knows.

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Score: 9
: Next-door Neighbor :

"Germaine is oddddd"

date: March 7, 2009

But other than that tis great 7. I gave it two more for the Donnie Darko reference

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Score: 10
Megaman X: The Mavericks

"Wow"

date: October 10, 2008

As a HUGE megaman X fan (dork), I loved this. I was laughing the whole time. Bravo bravo.
Oh yeah, and as a dork, I'd like to point out the guy that you forgot was Chill Penguin

October 11, 2008

Author's Response:

lmao I didnt forgot. It was obviosuly intentional

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Score: 8
TANKMEN 5.5

"Not bad"

submission: TANKMEN 5.5
date: October 10, 2008

This was actually kinda funny, and true.

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Score: 7
TANKMEN-Snakes on a Plane

"Awesome"

date: October 10, 2008

It was really funny, but the dildoes kinda ruined the ending.

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Score: 1
TANKBLOKES 8.8

"ugh....."

submission: TANKBLOKES 8.8
date: October 10, 2008

Well the guy's supposedly british accent was terrible. You probably should've had a british guy, like me, to do the voice.
I pray you weren't making fun of the british, cause we could easily stomp you, mind you the britain was the strongest nation in the world before america.

And barring the whole british thing....It really just wasn't funny. If the same conversation had happened with my friends or something, I may have chuckled, but a flash movie? You need to work on your material, mate, and badly.

The one point you're getting is for the graphics, only because they weren't as terrible as your jokes

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Score: 3
Megaman X7 stragegy guide

"It's not bad..."

date: August 14, 2008

..But....
A) Names for the bosses are wrong.
B) Doesn't really cover the actual game, just the background stuff.
C) Zero was alive at the end of X6. Assuming you rescued him. If you played through as X and never found him, then yes, but 66% of the endings showed Zero alive, and part of the group.

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Score: 0
create a "TANKMEN"

"Dude....EPIC FUCKING FAIL"

submission: create a "TANKMEN"
date: July 11, 2008

A) Can't fit in browser. Fix the size
B) Need moar limbs and such. I can't even see the arms when they're on.
C) need to have the head as a part too. Unless you make a midget, you really cant do shit with the head that close to the bottom of the screen. Or at least MAKE IT SO WE CAN MOVE THE DAMN HEAD!
D) Make some moar stuff; all the accessories you have can only make one of the original tankmen. Really boring.
E) Not this one so much, but maybe having stuff that isn't just black and white....

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Score: 7
TANKMEAT

"Nice"

submission: TANKMEAT
date: July 11, 2008

But.....I dont think that site should be promoted....
This kid I knew went on that site in the middle of music class......The teacher was right there......
In any case, that's f'ed up...

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